The Stilleto, The Platter, The Girl
Bodega
Expect to search a lil harder for Bodega for it hides in the offshore streets of Surry Hills. Took us 2 rounds to spot it within the dark alley. Having not eaten a single grain the whole day, another round wouldve killed me good.

I pointed at the guy behind the open kitchen and whispered to the guys. ' Oh, that's one of the owners'
Instead of the OOH i was expecting, Howard had to pick on that poor guy, 'Oh, which one? U mean the one with the double chin?. I followed with a smack on his shoulder. I guess the queers are often more observant with extra chin layers and sorts. But still, poor fella. Kena for nothing.

I loved the place even before i came here, the mural, the reviews, the Espanyol, the foooooddddd. I'm a sucker for tapas. Shove me 20 tapas and i'll happily chomp them all.
Small menu but big ingredients. So expect no less.

People say its not spanish if there's no Jamon. People meaning ME. I chose this from the menu even with my eyes closed. Because i love my Babi and because its so lovely.I chose it. Jamon Serrano is basically Babi cured and hung in mountains for months/years then sliced thinly to be served to people like me and you. If you havent tried Jamon Serrano then u havent lived your life. Says me. Sorry V, no babi for you.
and may i add. this one was AWESOME.ZOMG. If you ever go to Bodega, eat your Jamon Serrano.

This one was another lovely lovely. Zuchinni flowers are commonly stuffed with cheese: mascarpone ke goats cheese ke. Either way, cheese. But we couldnt figure what was inside this beauty after guessing lentils, eggplant, some cheese infused mash. All salah. the wait staff then corrected us- it was infact blood sausage.
Wow, even better. All 3 of us nod nod nod nod hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmm. It was super lovely.

The moroccan braised veal and cous cous was pretty substandard in taste but texture was amazing. The fat managed to cut off any excess hydration from the braising. Not the favourite dish but still good.

This one which i thought sounded interesting from the menu description turned out to be the least appetizing. Especially with the part when our wait staff poured chilled gazpacho at our table from a small milk bottle over the cod like it was supposed to infuse all the flavours and celebrate together. i gave the biggest OOOHHH when she poured the gazpacho, sounding like a total dungu. but it ended up such a dissapointment. Blend would be the word.
But all in all, Bodega is definitely my favourite tapas bar at the moment. Definitely recommended and definitely be seeing me there again..and again and again.....oh the love
ps: they dun take bookings
' Go get yourself Bodega-fied' from me to the whole damn world
Stiletto's thumbs up: Morcilla stuffed zuchinni flowers
Stiletto's thumbs down: Miso flavoured cod
Stiletto's restaurant rating: 4 inches
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